troll

troll
1. (troll) (10677↑, 1303↓)
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a [newsgroup] or [message board] with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
Author: Alien Entity http://troll.urbanup.com/5096
2. (troll) (4209↑, 1266↓)
One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. 'you're nothing but a fanboy' is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevence to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.

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3. (troll) (2689↑, 561↓)
1a. Noun One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a [newsgroup] or [message board] with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. 1b. Noun A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and [flames] other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect. A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread. 1c. Noun A member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harasses others. Someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually [threadjacks] or changes the subject, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. Trolls often go by multiple names to circumvent getting banned. 2a. Noun Sometimes compared to the Japanese ‘Oni’, a troll is a supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, whose race was thought to have carried massive stones into the countryside (although actually the result of glaciers). Lives in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges. They are stupid, large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, and bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. Trolls love to eat people, especially small children. The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous. 2b. Noun An aesthetically repulsive person, often has terrible social skills, usually a woman. See [Troglodyte]. 2c. Noun An old, unattractive gay man who hits on young men, and cannot seem to understand that they want nothing to do with him. 3a. Verb To fish by dragging bait behind a moving motor-boat. 3b. Verb To cruise for immediate sexual pleasure without commitment. Often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous sexual contact. 4. Noun A joke disguised as an outrageously stupid statement or question, intended to trap people into believing it is serious. 5. Verb To use [acid] and [ectasy] simulataneously. See [trolling]. (Comes from ‘Tripping’ on acid, and ‘Rolling’ on ecstasy) 6. Noun A toy popular in the 1980’s, a ‘troll’ is a cute little plastic trolls with fluffy, colored hair.

1a. I hate trolls\! 1b. I hate trolls\! 1c. I hate trolls\! 2a. It is said that a troll will turn to stone if caught by sunlight/daylight. 2b. Ewww… Jenna is such a troll\! 2c. That troll kept hitting on Rick. 3a. I then got to troll for salmon. I caught one that was 65 inches long\! 3b. He went trolling and picked up a 17-year-old boy recently at a gay club. 4. Hey, how's my computer able to speak in foreign languages? 5. Back in the 90's we used to troll at the raves. 6. I bought a 4-inch troll for my little sister on her birthday.

4. (troll) (1676↑, 657↓)
1. A large, brutish creature of European myth, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to the Japanese oni. 2. A dumbass who makes idiotic posts in message boards newsgroups for the sole purpose of pissing people off, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to people who pass you by on the sidewalk then grab you in inappropriate places.

1. "AAAAAAHH, it's a troll\!" "Protect the women and children\! Grab your torches\!" 2. "AAAAAAHH, it's a troll\!" "****head... we banned him five times and he keeps making new accounts about how he pwns all and that he\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>j00\!"

5. (Troll) (2496↑, 1562↓)
One of many unsung internet heroes who are almost entirely misunderstood. Contrary to popular belief, many trolls are actually quite intelligent. Their habitual attacks on forums is usually a result of their awareness of the pretentiousness and excessive self-importance of many forum enthusiasts. As much as people may hate trolls, they are highly effective - their actions bring much of the stupidity of other forum users out into the great wide open.

Man, that troll really owned those dumb forum users who take themselves too damn seriously.

6. (troll) (409↑, 148↓)
A person who posts to a forum or other form of online communication to disrupt or cause widespread argument.

WILK0, troll of the Xbox forums

7. (troll) (695↑, 450↓)
Unwelcome, offensive, stupid or abusive commenter on a blog, chat room, user group or BBS. Common Internet slang dating back to the early days of the Web in the '90s and BBSs in the '80s.

\>\>\>\>\>\>\> POST \#1 (Patriot) "Socialism is a fatally flawed ideology that has utterly failed the people it purported to help." POST \#2 (Troll) "Well of course it did to a racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe like you. You and the other Chimpy McBushhitlerites probably want to grind up the lazy ass poor people and turn them into dog food\! My food doesn't have parents. Meat is murder\! Likewise some workaholics are obscenely rich and it's not fair. The money that they have personally stolen from the Native Americans since 1492 should be taken away and given to the lazy ass poor people (so that they can become lazy ass middle class people). And what about WMDs and global warming? What about those, huh? MEAN PEOPLE SUCK so I hope you eat a lot of fast food and die of a heart attack\! Fascist bastards\!" POST \#3 (Moderator) "In an effort to raise the collective I.Q. of this site, Troll, you are hereby BANNED\! Now go take a bong hit to calm your [apoplexy]."

Author: (I am) John Doe http://troll.urbanup.com/3967739
8. (troll) (264↑, 52↓)
Someone who is purposefully posting on a forum/messageboard/site sith the sole aim to irritate the regular members. Contrary to popular belief there is much more to internet trolling than posting "OMG UR ALL SO GHEYYYY\!\!\!1" "OMFG TRIVIUM SUX ASS U FAGS LOL" and the like. People who post such things will usually be one-post wonders and get banned, however the more experienced troll will attempt to cause some sort of havoc under the admins radar. Common examples of trolling: The long-term troll: These guys don't mind waiting around for the fun to begin. They may pretend to be an average n00b, and give themselves the stereotyical interest(s) of the average member of said forum, then once having a few posts they will gradually try to spread dissent. This type may even pretend to be pally to the admin and get their msn (and try to crack their account password of course) whilst causing general disruption. May act under other proxies and slate these fake trolls on msn to the aforementioned gullible admin. These people, to be frank, usually have no life and love bringing message boards to their knees by putting considerable time into their carnage. If they crack the admins password the board is doomed. The sophisticated troll: This type will usually have some sort of distaste for whatever the said message board is discussing and try to cause annoyance as opposed to destructiveness. They will parody the members and see how much they can get over their heads. Subtle pisstaking being their route. They'll usually get banned in the end but will annoy an entire community using this drawn out approach. The faker troll: A clever troll, the main aim of the game is to, ironically, act really REALLY stupid, this trolls aim is to argue with members incoherantly, usually using text speak. This is a ploy, the troll only needs to spend 10 seconds writing the babble when the member wastes 10 minutes writing a much more wordy reply. The troll will reply with a stupid rebuff making the member post as many long replies as possible. Using the members weight against them and wasting their forum time... If they are good then their act will be believable and they probably won't get banned unless the admin is strict on txt tlk. The rank and file spammer: These are the first to pop into peoples minds, they are similar to the examples stated in the first paragraph. No previous experience necessary, this lot will swarm in, again, usually under proxies to maximise the destructiveness, and spam the place to hell. Only causes mild irritation if not in large numbers. Join any popular forum for a year and I guarantee you'll see all of these.

(let's assume it's a metal board) Faker troll (expecting to cause irritation): "Hi im nu here u all seem kl i am rly metal rawrrr i leik slipnot and fall out boys\!\!\!1 they r so metal\! see u al on da forum xxx" Rank and File spammer: "LOOOOL U METAL PPL R SO GHEY WITH UR SHOUTY MUSIC WRIST SLITTING ANIMAL FUCKING SATAN SHIIIT"

9. (Troll) (528↑, 344↓)
Any one that lives below the Bridge.

Oppisite of a Yooper.

10. (Troll) (245↑, 157↓)
People who post empty and meaningless messages, purely to provoke. Such people are mentally ill and have severe personality issues and insecurity as well as the average mind/priorities of a twelve year old. Some people just can't grow out of the period in their life when scribbling on the walls and dropping spiders on the girls they liked was acceptable. At 20-30yrs of age, it's just pathetic. Trolls don't care about proving a point or championing a cause. They just want to annoy, for the sake of annoyance and personal enjoyment, like a baby is entertained by a rattle or colorful lights. They may tack on a "point" to draw out specific types of people but, it really doesn't matter. They're all the same. They all say the same shit. They all have the same excuses. They all fall back on the same responses and, they all share the same obliviousness to how stupid and pointless their lives are. The troll is easily amused by things only the most retarded, unfunny child would appreciate. They celebrate getting a reaction, that's it. Generally, they are so desperate for human interaction and, they are usually so vile, that negative attention is the best they can get. The saddest thing is, anyone can get a reaction by acting like an idiot. Anyone. They honestly take pride in the "art" like they've actually accomplished something. It's astonishing to watch them brag about something 90% of the world would be embarrassed to even consider. Don't let the occasional "smart" troll fool you. There is no "art" to it. It's a self loathing tool with anonymity to shield him, doing stupid things and when someone tells them they're making an ass of themselves, they dance around like some great mastermind who manipulated the psyches of those around them through careful planning and psychology, when in reality, they're a retard who shit in the public fountain and laughed when everyone looked. Trolls have existed since ancient times, when they were referred to as the "village idiot" or "town drunk" a quixotic hero in their own mind, that the rest of the world pities in disgust. Said disgust, isn't a victory, trolls. You've lost. Pray you never realize it. Ignorance truly is bliss and, you're the happiest motherfuckers around. Go see a shrink and tell them that you find enjoyment in pissing people off and try to look surprised when they tell you, you've got serious mental problems.

Troll this. *finger*

Author: FlowersInMidgar2 http://troll.urbanup.com/3767383
11. (troll) (57↑, 15↓)
1) A fantasy creature with no single definition. Usually large, ugly and nasty...except when it's small, cute, and friendly. Often lives under bridges. 2) An ugly little plastic doll with big hair. 3) One of the five [Horde] races in [World of Warcraft]. Tall, leggy, and blue, with three-fingered hands and two-toed feet; also has tusks and a Caribbean accent. 4) (verb) To go fishing. 5) (verb) To act as an example of the [Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory]; derived from definition 4, on the theory that the person is "fishing" for attention. This can also be a noun, meaning someone who does just that.

1) According to [TVTropes], all trolls are different. 2) My aunt collects troll dolls. 3) My troll [shadow priest] will melt your face\! 4) They're out trolling the river. 5) Oh, great, someone is [trolling] the [forum]s again. Where did all of these trolls come from, anyway?

12. (troll) (90↑, 51↓)
A troll in the sense of an internet troll has many different meanings. Not all trolls go to a message board and spam it with flames, racism, and [Goatse] before getting banned 5 minutes later. Trolling is a hobby in the same vein as prank phone calls, and the true objective of trolling is to be clever and creative in getting a reaction out of the troll victims. Skilled trolls especially like trolling large-scale websites such as [MySpace] or [LiveJournal] where it is harder to get banned. Trolling a site such as [GameFAQs] is more difficult, as the [TOS] is very strict and the moderators are harder on trolls.

Common victims of trolls: [liberals], [hippies], [peta], [gay rights activists], [otaku], [furries], [harry potter] fans, etc Skilled trolls from LJ: heavenablaze, gunlord, oni+, omg_a_terrorist, bloodlent, abcuqrc, chessnut1134

13. (Troll) (35↑, 12↓)
verb: To go around pissing people off. Jonas Brothers and Disney channel fans are often victims of trolls. Noun: someone who trolls.

v. That fangirl pissed me off, I am going to troll her n. God she fails at being a troll.

Author: AlisaGirl1990 http://troll.urbanup.com/4195539
14. (troll) (74↑, 52↓)
1: Melkor's corruption of the Ents 2: Someone who goes out of their way to spam and flame

Troll sat alone on his seat of stone…

15. (troll) (39↑, 18↓)
A despicable person on a message board that deliberately tries to get everyone pissed off. Usually, they write in capital letters and make outrageous topics to get a rise out of everyone. Many times, trolls will be regulars but cannot be identified because they make new Screen Names, usually these new Screen Names are named after the topic they're trolling about. Either way, trolls should never be responded too, because theyll just use insults or useless arguments, and you'll never win by arguing with a troll.

Don't ever feed the trolls on a message board.

16. (troll) (38↑, 18↓)
one of the most overused words on the Internet which has matched lol for meaninglessness. supposedly means someone who is disruptive or mean on a message board, but now extends to anyone who is ever disagreeable or doesn't join in on the circle jerk. some people also take it to mean the act of reading and posting on message boards.

ZOMG you're such a troll\! omg stop trolling youz trollin stop stating you ropinions as facts troll

17. (Troll) (31↑, 12↓)
(noun) Term referring to a person who, throughout the course of a beer pong game, failed to make a single cup and as a result must sit under the beer pong table for the duration of the following game. (Verb) In the act of defeating a person who has yet to make a cup during the current game of beer pong.

- "One more cup and you're trolled\!" - "This kid hasn't made a cup yet\! He keeps this up and he's gonna end up trolled\!" -"Let's troll these kids." - "Who's that under the table? ----"Just some kid who got trolled." - "You serious?\! I have to play with the troll??" -"What's going on man?" ---"Just trolling some kids in pong right now."

18. (Troll) (108↑, 90↓)
Chiefly used in Michigan to describe the residents of Michigan's Lower Peninsula who live south of (or under) the 5 mile long Mackinac Bridge that connects Michigan's upper and lower peninsulas.

Mary's family from Houghton were concerned about their daughter marrying a Troll from Lansing.

19. (Troll) (20↑, 6↓)
While hated by most, these people are typically non-social for reasons beyond their control, and manage to get that one glimpse at society by eliciting responses from forum-goers who, nine times out of ten, think they know everything and that anything that goes against the norm is bad. There are of course the assholes who do it just for fun, but a lot of these people are suffering: people with manic (or often just plain old) depression, people with real issues in real life, or people who's real life isn't as cupcakes and unicorns as people on the internet assume. I say this because I know people in real life who many would consider trolls, and they "troll" on forums because they receive no attention from their family and very little from anyone else. They are saints for putting up with it in real life, but it'd be unhealthy to pent up all their frustration. So what do they do? They speak out on the internet, often in obnoxious and annoying matters. The very fact that people respond to what they say is important to them, just because they get satisfaction in knowing that some people somewhere acknowledge their existence, and perhaps more importantly their opinion. Believe me, most trolls you see aren't "a poor excuse of a human being". Their lives in real life is worse than many could imagine. Everyone needs to vent sometimes.

Troll: WOW U FUCKS NARUTO IS FOR HOMOS ONLY. Forum-goers: U poor excuse for a human being you need to die Troll (in real life): Man, I don't really like Naruto. But no one knows that. No one in my life give a flying fuck about anything I say or do.

Author: a somewhat smart person http://troll.urbanup.com/5186196
20. (troll) (42↑, 29↓)
Verb: meaning to cruise for immediate sexual pleasure without commitment. Common usage for anonymous sex within the gay community. Often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous sexual contact.

That old queen circling the park in the Land Cruiser is just a fucking troll.

21. (Troll) (152↑, 139↓)
Any person who is so miserable and lacking self worth that said person makes his/her lifes goal of pissing others off and generally being a lamer.

Don't listen to that troll, he hates himself and therefore must bother everyone around him.

22. (troll) (13↑, 2↓)
Somebody who likes to buy fruit at the local fruit stand. Trolls typically like dragon fruit and pomegranates. Trolls can be identified by the fact that they wear nothing but a green paper plate over their genitals and a red plastic cup on their head. Trolls also have the belief that giraffes do not exist. Do not try to reason with them that they do for they will tear your scapula out with a rusty spoon.

Do you know where I can get some really cheap pomegranates?" "I hear the local troll is selling them way cheaper than the fruit stand.

Author: Your Old College Roomate http://troll.urbanup.com/5372804
23. (troll) (31↑, 22↓)
Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks. The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous. [Gretir] fought one. [Moomins] are nice versions. [Gonks] are sometimes called Trolls [Billy Goats Gruff] are well known Troll Slayers.

To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.

Author: Skeletal Munchkin http://troll.urbanup.com/1057424
24. (troll) (12↑, 4↓)
The act of sitting under the [beer pong] table after failing to make a single shot during the previous game. As an added bonus, the person sitting under the table may shout "FEE FI FO FUM" intermittently.

2 Cor. 5:17 : And then God said, "Those who miss every shot in beer pong shall troll. Go Sox."

Author: yeosefthebrosef http://troll.urbanup.com/4897504
25. (troll) (21↑, 13↓)
A person who posts rude, off topic, or other twisted comments in the name of angering people. There are 2 types of internet trolls though. Troll is a shortened version of the term Troller, that means the same thing. Bad troll: An idiot who can't win in arguments in real life, so he goes on the internet and posts random bullshit to make himself feel better about being a moron. You can usually find these on chatrooms like AIM and comment boards like on Youtube. The also troll other comment boards like aol news (espicially kidnapping cases since they try to look like they did it to look beast) Good Troll: Rare, but still in large numbers. These are similar to bad trolls but do it for the good of getting idiots off the web, such as trolling someone on Youtube who posts everything their dog does or someone acting tough with a keyboard. Think of it as the Asassain's Creed story, The good trolls are the Asassains and the morons and bad trolls are the Templars.

Example: Good troll finds bad troll and they fight. Bad Troll(on a kickass mw2 knife kill) OMG NURD GO PL3H BFBC2 IS W3H BETTER TAHN THIS YOU EAT DICK N00BER\!\!\!\! Good troll: Bad Company 2 hasn't come out yet :D. Bad troll: STFU your a retard i'm going to kill your family. Good Troll: Good luck E-thug.... Example 2: Good Troll finding someone taped there dog pooping and posted it on YT. Good Troll: A little privacy for Muffy here would be cool? Creator: OMG REPORTED LOL U FAIL\! Good troll: ..... youtube doesn't have a report function nor do they give a crap about you and me. Creator: OMG NO NO I FOUND IT YOUR BANNED\!\! Good troll: Idc.

Author: O rlly owl disagrees http://troll.urbanup.com/4661012
26. (troll) (76↑, 69↓)
Rhymes with 'stroll', it refers to a style of fishing where a baited line is drawn in front of fish hoping that one will bite. The person doing is a troller. The analogy to a baited message hoping for bites is obvious.

I caught a fine Big Mouth Bass with a troll.

27. (Troll) (14↑, 9↓)
A girl or woman who acts troll-like in public; hopping obnoxiously, eating like a pig, having poofy red tinted hair(usually not brushed), has an unbelievably HUGE appetite, mooches off of so called "friends" or colleges, nasty body usually fat and or with a celulite tummy, sloppy, easy, sometimes a slut. TFL = Troll Free Life

Cory: "Man\! That girl is a total troll... nasty\!" Jim: "Yeah I know, what a turn-off." Jim: "Ew look at that fat troll hopping around in the hall." Cory: "Gross. She should get that crazy hair thinned or somethin." Cory: "DUDE I'M GLAD I HAVE A TFL." Jim: "Mhm, halleluijah\!"

Author: Trollz Slayer http://troll.urbanup.com/5454830
28. (Troll) (8↑, 3↓)
One who posts content on a forum to make people extremely angry, and possibly start a flame war. In recent years however, trolling has greatly evolved, spawning entire categories of ways to piss people off. Trolls are also largely shaped by their internet environment, such that on forums, they may merely "flame", but on other sites such as anonymous chat sites (such as omegle) they go to great lengths to bother people. These include asking them if they are turtles, like fishsticks, or saying "India". On anonymous video chatting sites, they go to even greater lengths to bother people, making up entire songs and others to bother people. Many examples of trolling can be found on Art of Trolling, a site hosted by the cheezburger network.

Forum troll: Your a faggot so i dont have to aknolege u\!111\!\!\!\!\! Chat troll: My good sir, it appears that there is a monstrous turtle behind you Video chat troll: I'm going to dress like a nude girl from behind, but turn around and freak people out when I'm really a guy\!

29. (Troll) (10↑, 5↓)
Humanoid in stature and speech and thought. Trolls dwell in the forests and caves ov the darkest reachs ov the world. Very large brutish folk with a sinewy complex and mussed beards. some can have tusks or horns some won't. Usually seen with animal skins and such adorning their person. Very dangerous and mischievious they are capable ov beserker rage. Usually when angered Trolls will go into a village and pillage\!\!\! taking all the maidens back into forest. they will proceed to have blood orgy with the freshly taken virgins\!\!\! A Troll will never pass up an opportunity to have a FEAST with Trollfolk and Goblinkind alike. Raging fires, War Mead, Inhaling sacred herbs and ingesting copious amounts ov MUSHROOMS whilst dancing and singing to the forest. Thus explains a Troll.....in short

Franz-"HANZ\!\!\! Vut hoppund to yew? Hanz-"Ach, I's don'ts knows franz. Der Trolls got me und vee pottied til der ealy marn?

30. (Troll) (14↑, 9↓)
A person who posts things on some online community setting that are designed to purposefully assault and offend large numbers of people for no reason other than the Troll's bias against them, hatred for them or personal amusement at annoying them.

Guy 1: Have you been on Encyclopaedia Dramatica? Guy 2: No\!\! That place is for Trolls\!\! Troll: OMG JOO PEDOPHILE\!\! U R TEH GAY 1D10T\!\! G0 DIE JOO FAIL\!\! LULZ IS GUD ROFLMAO\!\! Guy 1: Ah. I see what you mean.

31. (troll) (6↑, 2↓)
"Irritus Quodlibet trolololicus" is a beast commonly found on the internet, that feeds on the negitive reaction of other people. the natural habitat of this creature is a image board called 4chan, where the troll will mate and feed. the troll is recognizable by the sound it makes after it has caught its prey; "TROLOLOLOLOLOL", thus, its name. the troll uses a complex system for comunicating that dumbfounds us mere mortals. this undecipherable and VASTLY intelligent language comprises of phrases such as: ujelly?, umad? and "THE DRIVER KILLED KENEDY LOL". over usage of the word bro and variants such as bro-san are also common.

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32. (troll) (7↑, 3↓)
1. A person who is sexually aroused by the displeasure of others. 2. A person who provokes others on the internet in order to fufill his or her sexual satisfaction. 3. A sexual deviant whose fetish is [schadenfreude].

We can tell Tony is a troll because he keeps masturbating at his computer games and screaming into the microphone "u mad bro?".

33. (Troll) (7↑, 3↓)
Basically, if you're an idiot, they're the people on the internet that try to aggravate you. This mostly happens to Justin Bieber fans, horny girls and guys on omegle, and idiots in general. Either that, or the troll just has too much time on their hands and trolls any random person for shits and giggles.

Stranger: m/20/california surfer with ton of tattoos, willing to share pics. Troll: Cool story bro. *your conversational partner has disconnected**

Author: Mommy Dearestt http://troll.urbanup.com/5230552
34. (Troll) (13↑, 9↓)
1. A word used to describe someone who has opinions you don't agree with. 2. A unfunny meme that has surfaced due to events in the manga called Bleach. It consists of lame posters calling every event they didn't think of and/or didn't like a troll.

Example of Variety 1: Poster: ''Points out something odd about a character in a comic book" Mod: ''Deletes post for trolling" Poster: ''Doesn't bother to argue" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Example of Variety 2: Poster 1: ''Posts something notable that people didn't think of but wasn't really that unreasonable" Poster 2: Author troll lol\!\!\!\!\!

35. (troll) (40↑, 36↓)
An older gay male, usually over 35 or so, who hits on younger guys who aren't interested in him. When they tell him they aren't interested, the troll will often flip out and get angry. Trolls are not just something seen in chat rooms but can be found just about anywhere people hang out/gather. Many trolls are secretly into underage guys but don't talk about it unless they are talking to another troll who is into the same thing, or if they are talking one-on-one with an underage guy.

Some guys are perpetually undeservedly hit on by nothing but trolls. Just because I like classic rock doesn't mean I want to date somebody my dad's age. Get over it.

Author: Ryan Thompson http://troll.urbanup.com/748605
36. (Troll) (4↑, 1↓)
To spread as much negative feedback on videos on Youtube as possible. This phrase was invented by a popular Youtube celebrity named Ray William Johnson

"THIS VIDEOS FAKE AND GAY" "Quit trolling man\! i love timothydelaghetto\!" "...YOUR FAKE AND GAY TOO GET OUT."

Author: Ryan Brown Big Man Town http://troll.urbanup.com/6038078
37. (Troll) (9↑, 6↓)
1. A person that leaves comments like fake and gay and 1st on your youtube videos because he has a small penis and hates his life so he posts stuff that gets under your skin and will keep posting that shit. 2. A mythical creature that has long hair,short and fat and lives in cave. similar to the troll you'll find leaving stpuid comments on your myspace,facebook,youtube, etc. 3. The toy that was around in 90's that had neon hair and was short and fat. 4. A person who you dont want commenting on your shit. 5. An ugly ass girl.

1. [Mark] Dude someone commented on your video. [Jimmy] Yeah, whats it say? [Mark] This Video is fake and gay just like your mom [Jimmy] Fucking troll 2. In school we read Billy Goats Gruff and there was a troll in the story. 3. [dude] Remember the 90's when we used to collect trolls [other dude] Yeah those were the shit. 4. [Charles] Susy commented on facebook status. [Mikey] Why does this bitch keep trollin my shit 5.Yo bruh did you see that cheerleader that football team ran a train on? Yeah, She's a fucking troll I dont know what the fuck they were thinking.

38. (Troll) (2↑, 0↓)
An angry monster who lives under a bridge, eats goats, and vents his rage on youtube.

The trolls shat angry comments all over the comment board.

Author: The Original Douche http://troll.urbanup.com/6185483
39. (troll) (4↑, 2↓)
An ugly creature that pops up on the interweb with some controversial and provoking message. Usually comes from a cave with poor hygiene.

A: Have you heard of tamtampamela? That dumb bitch tried to say her prayers caused Japan's earthquake. B: Don't even bother with that idiot. She's just a troll.

40. (troll) (5↑, 3↓)
A basement-dweller with too much time and too little job.

Troll \#1: I'm bored. I wonder if Mike's up for trolling? Troll \#2: You bet I am\! Troll \#1: Sweet\! Let's go piss people off\!

Author: jakyokufishycookins http://troll.urbanup.com/5363037
41. (Troll) (9↑, 7↓)
"Troll" means someone who causes unpleasant mischief. Trolls post inflammatory questions, comments or answers, or even create questions/comments/answers pretending to be someone else such as a young user. These malicious people have their fun, get reported, get banned, then created a new account and come back. Many people are trying to get users to completely ignore trolls so they'll get bored and go away. But plenty of people still allow themselves to get angry and post angry responses -- which of course is sweet bliss to the troll. Alternatively, a "troll" means someone who's older and on the lecherous side.

"What is the best firearm for hunting down homos at your local mall? A 44 auto mag is too hard on the ears." "GTFO Troll\!\!\!"

42. (Troll) (1↑, 0↓)
1) A person who without substance of argument engages in inflamatory debate in an online forum for the purpose of causing disruption and anger in others, usually for their own amusement. 2) A person or group of persons who expresses an opinion different to the majority in the selected forum. These people, despite possible evidence based arguments, are labled troll as a dismissive measure, so that the majority is not forced to confront an opinion they do not agree with.

1) Anybody who had to look up this definition is an idiot. 2) Troll: I present fact1, fact2, and fact3 in evidence to support my argument that your opinion of the economic state of the US is inaccurate and based on sensationalist media bullshit. MajorityMember: lol ignore dis idiot hez just a stupid troll

Author: Sheogorathicus VIII http://troll.urbanup.com/6298559
43. (Troll) (1↑, 0↓)
The thing on the world of warcraft ads on this page.

The troll holds the "play free now" sign.

44. (troll) (1↑, 0↓)
Trolls are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of trolls can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "trollerism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Trolls reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both troll men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a troll is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the troll demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, trolls tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Cons...

Those [trolls] are always on their bikes. Why do [trolls] dress nicely?

45. (Troll) (2↑, 1↓)
A good, respectful citizen who posts helpful messages in chat rooms and on forums.

"You've been RICK ROLLED," says the original poster. "Well, that was uncalled for and rude," responded the troll.

46. (Troll) (2↑, 1↓)
People who disrupt peaceful life

Chris and Grace are Trolls.

Author: michaeljordan45 http://troll.urbanup.com/6121754
47. (Troll) (1↑, 0↓)
An internet troll is a person who has some internal bitterness and anger against the fact that in reality, they will never succeed.

"I'm going to Troll this intelligent person I can feel like I succeeded at something in my life, because I have nothing else in my life to be proud of."

48. (Troll) (1↑, 0↓)
A male, female, or mix who has nothing better to do than post comments on the internet that (he/she/it) believes will get a reaction and disturb the peace. They are usually fat, virgin, single, friendless, and smelly people who listen to Barbara Streisand.

1."OHHHH NO A TROLL\!" "HAHA\! UBER N00B FTW OMG I BE PWNING YO MOM\!" "......what the f**k does half of that even mean?" 2. "YES I HIT LEVEL 20 IN WoW\! SCORE\!" "Roflmfao\! I grinded lv 20 like lightyears ago you n00b ftw\! HAHAHA NOW I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF\!" "Yea.....but you are still a troll........and a virgin"

Author: Da Swag master http://troll.urbanup.com/6117068
49. (Troll) (1↑, 0↓)
In the game of Beerpong when a team is "blacked out", loses a game without making a single one of the opponent's cups. The losing team must sit under the beer pong table for the subsequent games until they grab a ball that goes off the table. Like a mythical troll sits under a bridge.

"Hey have you seen Emma and Tyler?" "Yeah, they're under the table bro" "WOW, if they got blacked out they deserve to play Troll\!\! haha"

50. (troll) (1↑, 0↓)
a troll aplies to rule1 and 2 and annoy's the crud out of everyone

troll's trololololololololololololo

51. (Troll) (1↑, 0↓)
A person on the internet (usually YouTube) who doesn't have anything to do with their life so they go around starting arguments. There are: Plain trolls- Average troll Bashing trolls- Go around yelling and swearing and not using periods. Smartass trolls- Use big words to try and sound smart Non caring trolls- Claim to not care even though they do Opinion trolls- Are prejudice 12 year old trolls- Can't spell one word right or punctuate Blaming troll: Looks for reasons to hate someone.

Plain troll: "How dumb do you have to be to like this? My god, get off the internet" Bashing troll: "THIS SHIT SUCKS Y DO PPL LIKE THIS SHIT OMG WTF LOLOL" Smartass troll: "So she stopped singing in the middle of her concert to sign a painting? But how inconsiderate of her\! That shows she has no affection for her audience. How did you know they wanted that painting signed? She ruined it, she bastardized the beauty of something someone worked so hard on. It clearly shows how everyone's maturity towers above hers." Non caring troll: "Yeah, I didn't ask for this. I don't care if you're overreacting because I posted a comment. Stop wasting your time and don't reply." 12 year old troll: "dis rly suks i men srsly how can ay1 evr lyke dis lol" Blaming troll: "But when you pause at 0:32 you can see a triangle. And when you play the video backwards, you can hear "the devil I love". This person is clearly satanic and trying to brainwash you." Opinion troll: "Why are you getting all mad? Yeah, I said you're an idiot for liking this, I said this was the biggest waste of my time EVER, but I'm just stating my opinion, and you need to respect that."

Author: sndansoenrnarongb[enqa http://troll.urbanup.com/6024214
52. (troll) (1↑, 0↓)
an unwelcome person who invades adult bookstores theatres in hopes of hooking up with playing partners. The troll is often unwashed, un-cut, smelly and a general nuisance.

You must be clean and smell good to play with my sub, NO TROLLS\!

53. (Troll) (3↑, 2↓)
1) A person who posts provocative messages for his own amusement 2) A person who demands to figure out the mechanism of magnets For more information please visit www.lemonparty.org

Troll: Hey, say Alpha Kenny Body out loud Victim: Alpha Kenny Body... HEY\!\!\! WAIT\!\!\!\! FUUUUUUUU\!\!\!

54. (Troll) (3↑, 2↓)
A troll is a woman who goes into a bar room type setting and is very loud, dresses slutty, typically drunk/high before dark time. they are also money hungry, have some form of addiction (pills, drugs, alcohol, sex, ect.), sleeps with random men every day of the week to get what they want. They are also frowned upon as they walk through the door and are not liked by most men and women. They do not think about what they say or do as long as they are receiving what they want. they typically come around every once in a while and people know the type of behavior that they present while there. usually found in the south and are known around town for their actions

"When the troll walked through the door at the bar room, everyone turned their heads and looked disgusted." "The troll attempted to hang on every man in the bar room to receive a free drink." "Oh my goodness, the troll keeps showing her boobs and va-ja ja to everyone." "I can not believe that he slept with that troll last nite. What was he thinking\!"

Author: Court LeeAnn Saul http://troll.urbanup.com/5518028
55. (Troll) (3↑, 2↓)
A [troll] is a 15 (or so) year old boy posing as a girl on internet websites in order to get some adult entertainment. (i.e. [Omegle])

You: Hey I want to [role play]? Are you a [male], [female], or troll? Stranger: I'm a [troll].

56. (Troll) (7↑, 6↓)
The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society. 1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves. 2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments. 3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)

Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game." Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."

57. (Troll) (5↑, 4↓)
Ugly, Fat, Useless cow who gives birth to gremlins.

Dale's mum, The Troll.

Author: Someone who is cool. http://troll.urbanup.com/4889718
58. (Troll) (4↑, 3↓)
A person from the lower peninsula of [Michigan]. The [Mackinac Bridge] separates the [upper peninsula] from the [lower peninsula], hence "trolls" live under the bridge.

Person \#1 from upper peninsula......"Hey man, aren't we partying with your cousin from [Detroit] who is coming into town tonight?" Person \#2 from [upper peninsula]......"No, that fuckin troll won't be here until tomorrow."

59. (troll) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who deliberately causes an argument online.

Man that troll spammed up my whole profile\!

60. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
A person with a pedophile van that says rape on the side of it. Also has an ice cream truck jingle on his/her van.

Hey hinkerdoodlecakes stop being a troll\!\!\!

Author: The Troll Himself http://troll.urbanup.com/6246764
61. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
1. Acting serious (usually on forums) to get a response that will invoke laughter 2. Being a Jerk on the web 3. being a stupid sack of ****.

1. that troll just made the intternet geeks look stupid 2. That troll should be banned 3. That troll should just stop posting here. Its annyoing

Author: LANDYACTZ4THEWIN http://troll.urbanup.com/6213623
62. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
When your parents (mostly moms) say you cant go somewhere and the only reason is because they said so

Son: mom can i go hang out with my friends tonight Mom: no Son:why not? Mom: because i said so Son: mom your such a troll

Author: Stackhouse159 http://troll.urbanup.com/6155312
63. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
1) An exceptionally awkward, obnoxious, or grating individual. 2) An exceptionally ugly girl that is overtly trying too hard.

1) "Dude, Austin has been here for 5 minutes and somehow has already smashed a window, puked on my carpet, and [medlered] my camera. Why is this troll still in my house?" 2) "That party last night was such a troll fest. I didn't know whether to cut my junk off to keep from getting raped or gouge my eyes out so I wouldn't have to watch."

64. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
a woman who toils with a mans emotions. Also known as a tease,cunt, bitch or a whore.

girl: hey you want to meet up tonight? guy: yeah sure what do you wanna do? girl: oh idk..watch a movie and then not watch it ;) guy: what time? girl: in an hr guy: sure let me know when you want to meet (4 hrs later) guy: hey so are we meeting up? guy: so whats the deal for tonight? don't hear from her months on end; out of the blue girl:hey you want to meet up tonight? guy: Fuck you troll

65. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
1) A magical creature that lives under a bridge. 2) Someone who says something provocative to incite an argument.

1: *Man starts to walk across bridge* *Troll eats man* 2: Example of internet trolling: Posting on 50 Cent's forum "White rappers FTW"

Author: trollfacetrafficcop http://troll.urbanup.com/6112791
66. (troll) (0↑, 0↓)
Arran James

person 1: Urgh, blueberries are horrible and scary. Arran James: No they're not, they're the nicest tasting thing in the world. person 1: Nuh-uhh, you told me you hated them\! How can you disagree with me? Arran James: You've been trolled. Lololololololol. person 1: ...

Author: chrissehsaurus http://troll.urbanup.com/6093561
67. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.

"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet." " Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?" "Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...." "Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend" "I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"

68. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
A total jerk on the internet. Will tell things that are not real, and go off topic on forums, curse at other people, " fake and gay ", etc.

Troll: " fake and gay " Un-infected person " You are such a troll. "

Author: Insane Rofler http://troll.urbanup.com/6053425
69. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
"Dumb trolls" = 2 IQ, likes to see how many people that can fuck them up at the same time "Clever trolls" = Knows how to troll, doesn't go to fast. Wants people's reactions. Loves to get loads of newfag to fcuk in the bumbum. "CockTrolls" = Pervs, [See "Chatroulette"] "Killer trolls" = Doesn't care about feelings, at all. [See "4Chan" for more info] "Noobs" = Dumb trolls with a small sense of feelings, acts like he knows it all. [See "Besserwisser"]

Dumb troll: OMG LOLOLO U SUK BALLS Person 1: Oh look, it's a dumb troll.. Person 2: Yeah, let's just leave him alone..

70. (troll) (2↑, 2↓)
somebody who posts on an internet forum or chatroom with the sole intention to upset, offend or cause argument. Often aimed towards a chatroom/forum moderator who has banned or timed them out, or other user whom they disagree with.

[troll] [trolling] [troller] [trollist] [spam] [spammer]

Author: mr know too much http://troll.urbanup.com/5946222
71. (Troll) (0↑, 0↓)
- Someone who lives under a bridge and slaughters goats. - People who annoy and provoke people online for a reaction and use phrases like, u mad? or u jelly?

*On Minecraft* Steve: Wow my house is so great, took me hours to make. Trollzilla: Nice house. *Boom* Steve: What did you do to my house? Trollzilla: u mad? Steve: FUUUUUUUUUU...

Author: AwesomeUrbanNinja http://troll.urbanup.com/5862452
72. (troll) (2↑, 2↓)
Someone who doesnt make any shots in beerpong has to sit under the pong table for at least one game

dude \#1: i didnt make any shots\! dude \#2: GET UNDER THE TABLE YOU TROLL\!

73. (Troll) (4↑, 4↓)
something that hides under a bridge and takes your money and stuff

Dude look at that troll\! damn troll go back to your bridge

74. (troll) (0↑, 1↓)
an ugly person; a grouchy person.

Gee, that dame is a real troll. What's her problem?

Author: anonymous100001 http://troll.urbanup.com/6327926
75. (Troll) (0↑, 1↓)
Noun A troll, is an artform at best, a shitty way to amuse oneself, (while pissing off others), at worst. One who performs a troll, is also called a troll, and is also used as a verb, "to troll." While many, nearly all, people have tried their hand at trolling, many never attain the level of true trolling, while participating at a lesser activity that is similar to trolling, yet has been deemed 'bashing'. The finer and more essential requirements of true trolling include satire, subtlety, grammar, and poetic structure. "Bashers," however, can be identified (and mocked) for their lack of education, insecurity, and nasty vices. Most often 'bashers' will have bad taste, as well as bad breath. Due to bashers, trolls have had to endure much criticism, but as of lately have gained respect due to their wit and sheer talent. J Just as their fairy-tale counterparts have done before, protecting fairy-tales from gay and childish characters, shenanigans and stories, trolls of Teh Interwebz act as a safeguard to web society, protecting it from dumb, unintelligent, boring and unreputable content.

"Haha did you see Anthony's facebook post last night? He totally thought Max liked Rick Perry also." "Haha yea, Max trolled him so hard. I would bet Anthony doesn't even realize Max was embarrassing him."

Author: Redstonefreedom http://troll.urbanup.com/6224094
76. (troll) (1↑, 2↓)
A word that has more meanings and uses than the word [fuck]. [Troll] has morphed from it's original urban definition of an [ass] of a person that makes people angry on social-media sites by posting rediculous shit for the [lulz]. To an individual that that uses charisma and bullshit to manipulate other people into doing their will, thus [trolling] thier mind. Short for controlling.

Shit gets deep when I troll them [trollwannabe's]." "My [trollgame] is too strong for dem [biznatches].

Author: trollmaster\#1 http://troll.urbanup.com/5881406
77. (troll) (0↑, 1↓)
a bunch of fat kids that have just discovered the internet and use the word troll as an adjective for bad things happening.

1. HA HA that earthquake just trolled japan\! 2. Dude this test is gonna troll me.

78. (Troll) (0↑, 1↓)
One who wreaks havoc for the lols, or prevents you from doing something just because they can.

"Bye Mom\!" "Wait - we need to have a discussion first..." *in text message* "Bro, where are you?" "I'm running late - getting trolled by my mom." "Man, what a troll\!"

79. (troll) (1↑, 2↓)
Troll what a 35+ out of lingo touch person says on an online forum when they are outmatched and out witted by another online user. They then proceed to drop the "troll" word when they have no other defense or logical debate. Its a losers last stand.

Telepathically - Rausting the Rabble- of online Loser 4 Life. Beat that thread\! \!\@\#$% troll.

80. (Troll) (2↑, 3↓)
The punks of the internet who like to break rules of forums and other websites or who like to complain and protest about the websites in which they are members of or hate. A troll whole goal is to get a rise out of people on the internet by making either remarks and statements so stupid that the people on the other side of the screen either think the troll is crazy or they're smart enough to know they're dealing with a troll. Another type of troll is the [concern troll] the kind of troll that post on forums, comments, or youtube comments trying to convey a sense of concern for problems that aren't there and to piss people off in the process. Another aspect of the concern troll group is the censor troll, who reports people, not because the person is doing anything wrong, they (again) just want to piss people off.

[4chan] is the biggest troll hang out spot on the Internet. Some troll tried to piss me off yesterday by acting like a devout Christian.

81. (troll) (2↑, 3↓)
1. A short man who lives underneath a bridge 2. A nerd online (sometimes also a fanboy) trying to make you feel bad by insulting the shit out of you

1. "There's a troll underneath this here bridge, Billy Bob. Let's shoot it. 2. Troll-"Shut up you dumb faggot." Kid-"I'm telling my mommy on you."

82. (Troll) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who lurks forums and image boards looking to begin arguments over trivial issues and cause frustration to others.

A troll is someone who feeds of the frustration and anger of others over the internet.

Author: Destroyer of the Worlds. http://troll.urbanup.com/5306032
83. (troll) (3↑, 4↓)
an anoyying 10 year old fat kid that wants attention on the internet.. so he starts arguments and deliberatlly says he is 20 and muscly and will kick your ass but in reality he is just a 10 year old kid that has no friends so he spends his time on the computer pretending that he is on myspace and has freinds and the only freind that he has is tom and the myspace group

Troll: (comments on youtbe vid of ray william johnson) haha he is stupid \!\! he isnts even funny or popular \!\! i mean he only has 2 million views it doesnt matter youtuber: get a life u damn troll... i dont spend all day pretending to have freinds.... or play britney spears on my ipod bitch sad troll face

Author: the banana 101 http://troll.urbanup.com/5231002
84. (Troll) (1↑, 2↓)
Troll - v The act of saying something offensive to throw someone off or to make them mad. Act of saying some offensive, something completely stupid that has to do with subject of the matter, or something to make target feel down about themselves.

Rick: Your gonna die Meg Your gonna die\! .... You died\! Lol I told you. Megan: Shut up\! *tosses over controller* Rick: Troll'd

85. (Troll) (0↑, 1↓)
The person sitting under the beer pong table until the next game is over because they failed to make a single cup during their game.

Trolls are usually Women who think they're good cuz they beat other girls but can't make shit wen they play against guys.

86. (troll) (1↑, 2↓)
[Fag] who intentionally spreads [FUD] for the fun of it.

[Glenn Beck] and [Richard Dawkins] are both famous trolls.

87. (Troll) (2↑, 3↓)
a ugly looking thing with extremely nappy hair and a really loud annoying voice gives you chills right to the bone. most likely is really hairy in places that should not be and may have a eating disorder, also may resemble a ferbie.

[ wow, look at that troll]

Author: funnygirl0909 http://troll.urbanup.com/4739361
88. (troll) (2↑, 3↓)
a short girl with blond bangs.

"aye you know Angie Correa? yeah she's a mad troll\!"

Author: sdfghjkllmxcvbn http://troll.urbanup.com/4716802
89. (Troll) (3↑, 4↓)
one who gets personal enjoyment by going into message boards, formus, exc. and purposly pisses them all off.

Person: I love Star Trek Troller: Han Solo is the best captain

Author: richardthethuggunit http://troll.urbanup.com/4162246
90. (Troll) (12↑, 13↓)
Someone who likes to provoke argument on a forum or bulletin board.

That Grier is such a fucking [troll]\! Oh no, Grier, what the hell are you doing, are you [trolling] again? You're so harsh\!

Author: Lewis Harrison Williams http://troll.urbanup.com/3089118
91. (Troll) (10↑, 11↓)
A ugly, overweight, old, nasty gay man. Can be one are all of the above

I went to the bar last night, and dang that bouncer was a big troll.

92. (troll) (17↑, 18↓)
Troll refers to a person who makes inflammatory or hostile comments, which by effect or design cause disruptions in discourse. Trolls provide a valuable service by making people question the validity of what is read both on the Internet and from other sources. Trolls show that expressing any opinion is as easy as expressing an informed and considered opinion and may get as much visibility. It is arguable that shock jocks and some newspaper columnists are trolling public opinion. Trolls are also a source of genuine humour, which depends entirely upon whether the troll is a good or a bad troll. It's usually fairly easy to spot the difference between such actions: a bad troll resorts only to weak uncreative arguments whereas a good troll will create a subtle set of arguments which draw people in with cunning twists to provide a thread of non sequitur humour.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_Affair

93. (troll) (28↑, 29↓)
Usually an older, fat homosexual who can no longer attract a trick but wants to watch or interrupt those who are tricking. Often seen in secluded areas where there are public homosexual acts.

Jake had just gone down on his knees to give Tyrone some head, when out of nowhere walks up this fat troll.

Author: Richard Black http://troll.urbanup.com/1088855
94. (Troll) (0↑, 2↓)
A person (especially more so when this person is a sibling) who intentionally spends their time in atempts to irritate or annoy another person.

CSN (initials) has been trolling me for awhile now

95. (troll) (0↑, 2↓)
troll (Internet slang) I. Noun (plural, trolls) 1. A person who posts to annoy, irritate or generally be off topic. 2. Traditionally used as in deploying benign harassment for the purposes of indoctrinating a noob into a message board by establishing the group norms through contrast. 3. In the modern sense, it has come to be synonymous with "a*shole." II. Verb ('Net slang "to troll") to offer up bogus statements meant to provoke a fight online DISAMBIGUATION NOT to be confused with TRAWL (fishing term, verb) to drag for, either in fishing or online...

Jackie was such a [troll] back on that [usenet]; that [noob] didn't even recognize she was being ironic. Maybe next time Sam will see it and laugh. Sam is learning, but he acts as such a [troll] and stirs up so much controversy on the abortion boards it is a real turnoff to me. Sam's page got trolled (verb, past tense) by those kids, and it made me crack up because he's so uptight, and they made him look slow and loser-ish by comparison.

96. (troll) (0↑, 2↓)
A person who flames on notable and worthy content on the Internet by calling it "fake" or "stupid" (and so on) knowing they can't do a better job themselves.

Some Important Guy: "... and that's how you cure cancer." Troll: "Fake and gay\!"

97. (Troll) (2↑, 4↓)
A wonderful, helpful person on the internet. Always trust a troll.

Deletesystem32 to make your PC faster\! Thanks, troll\! :)

98. (troll) (0↑, 2↓)
some one who doesnt make a single shot in beer pong and then in the next round has to sit under the table and drink whatever is given to him/her

dude i didnt make a single cup last night and i was the troll and had to drink a cup of dog hair, vodka, pbr, and jameson

Author: winstonchuchhill http://troll.urbanup.com/5897550
99. (Troll) (0↑, 2↓)
The act of unreasonable complaining, distasteful commenting or to 'hate on' in a comment or forum. This act is often made fun of by Ray William Johnson on his show =3

The Troll would say something is ''Fake and gay''

Author: TinyTemptress http://troll.urbanup.com/5889849
100. (Troll) (0↑, 2↓)
Some-one who disrupts internet forums and topics of discussion with something totally of topic to get a response and then hijack the forum status or topic with something that usually leads to an argument and pages of endless discussions which annoys normal people who don't give a crap

Ignore the dumb troll he wants a response click his message as spam By replying to the troll you're only encouraging him and more trolls to come along

101. (Troll) (2↑, 4↓)
Monty is a troll anyone who is called Monty, Montague or some form of that name IS a troll

MONTY is a TROLL

102. (Troll) (4↑, 6↓)
Someone who is very tall, ugly, and stalks someone. They may have cross eyes

That girl Amy is a total [troll] and takes pictures of my friend back during lunch. What a stalker\!

Author: Banana Bitch man http://troll.urbanup.com/5259789
103. (troll) (1↑, 3↓)
verb. The act of hiding all of someone's possessions when they leave their desk unattended for a moment, then laughing at them as they search for them. Most popular in high schools.

Dude\! You got trolled\!

Author: TheStuffedBeaver http://troll.urbanup.com/4805223
104. (Troll) (2↑, 4↓)
1. Mythological creature in Norwegian folklore. Dangerous and eat people, but not too booksmart and can be outsmarted. The troll lives in the mountains in caves and can be found lurking around the woods looking for people to harass, eat og demand stuff from. The troll verys in height to being half the size of a grown up person to being 5-6 times the height of a normal person. It's the latter one that is dangerous. The small trolls are just devious, backstabbing and like to tease (but often in kahootz with the bigger trolls). In Norwegian folklore the bigger trolls are often depicted with a pinetree growing out of their nose. This could be suggest that they are mystical woodcreatures from the underworld or something or just to demonstrate the size of them. They also have a tail. In older days, children in Norway were called trolls if them misbehaved. 2. People who provoce in discussionforums on purpose.

"Ikke vær trollete" ("don't be a troll\!") meaning (in this case): Don't misbehave\!

Author: Pelle Propell http://troll.urbanup.com/4713971
105. (troll) (4↑, 6↓)
a troll is someone who acts like a jerk-off because they feel powerful behind a keyboard but are acually pussys in real life trollers will often refer to things as being FAKE AND GAY

troll:"YOUR AN UGLY ASS MOFO" intelligent person: why dont you say that to my face? troll: OKAY ANYTIME FATASS OR WILL U BE ABLE TO GET OFF THAT COUCH TO MEET ME? intelligent person: ok meet me at the train station at 8 troll: ***signs off and/or blocks you****

Author: schmemmy_schmanx http://troll.urbanup.com/4542651
106. (troll) (1↑, 3↓)
A patroll police officer.

hide the blunt, i see trolls

107. (Troll) (3↑, 5↓)
A person who lives below the macinac bridge in michigan. The people above the bridge are yoopers. (U.P.er's = Upper Peninsula = Yoopers)

Those damn TROLLS are up here for deer season and they drive for shit\!

108. (troll) (7↑, 9↓)
Someone who posts nothing of substance to try and strike up emotional responses instead of true discussion or debate, usually because they haven't the intelligence or facts to engage in such discussion or debate. Phrases typically used by a troll are usually found between sentences where they state what little they know and add their attacks (i.e. "Suck it\!", "Fail\!", "You fail\!"). Trolls are generally weak-minded people with a strong motivation to bring everyone down to their crude level of thinking. They seek out topics of the greatest controversy and try to infuriate anyone they can. The only way to deal with a troll is to delete his ass and ignore him. Beware some trolls have their own web sites where other trolls are permitted to operate. These troll havens are easily spotted, because no comments or posts are moderated.

Trolls may say in their comments or posts things like: "Suck it\!", "Fail\!", "You fail\!"

109. (Troll) (1↑, 3↓)
Under old AngloSaxon Danish - Swedish before the term was used in mythology the term meant a race of people, just like Americans, Russians, Scandinavians, troll or trolls were referred to the race of the nomadic Arabic race and Persians. This term dates back around between 5600bc and 2000bc

Under old AngloSaxon Danish - Swedish before the term was used in mythology the term meant a race of people, just like Americans, Russians, Scandinavians, troll or trolls were referred to the race of the nomadic Arabic race and Persians. This term dates back around between 5600bc and 2000bc

Author: nordikthor_sweden http://troll.urbanup.com/4219998
110. (troll) (8↑, 10↓)
a term a bigoted confused or stupid people use to describe someone when they have nothing to come back with

\<steve\> hey bush is an idiot, he cheated his way through everything, he's an alcoholic and he's killed thousands, including american soldiers. \<bush\> you're a troll.

111. (troll) (9↑, 11↓)
Posting a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup, mailing list, message board, or other electronic community with the intention of garnering attention, gaining personal notoriety, goading others into angry responses, causing disruption, and/or inciting argument.

"But, Marti, it's so much fun to goad you people on." "You know, the only reason I continue to post on this topic is because I cannot express an opinion without being attacked in a vituperative and hostile manner. It's sort of like poking a stick at a hornet nest." "Telling me go F* myself will not stop the conversation. It only escalates it." Examples written by Geoff (repeat troll).

112. (Troll) (19↑, 21↓)
A moronic message board poster who post insults and other ridiculous things just to piss off other users. Their posts never relate to the topic and they're always trying to change the subject(unlike [flamers], who insult others while staying on topic). Trolls may sometimes have multiple accounts because they keep getting banned or they want to hide their identity. Even, so they're still pretty annoying.

Seattlefuse: Hello, can anyone help me with this puzzle? It's giving me a really hard time. Megatroll: Suck my balls.*is banned* Hatman: Fuck me in the ass.*is banned* Baywatcher: Hey, are you a...

Author: King of Inland http://troll.urbanup.com/2399461
113. (troll) (17↑, 19↓)
A person who posts comments, messages, threads that are stupid and provocative so they can cause arguement. These people are to be ignored at all times.

1.A person who responds to trolls are even more pathetic then the troll his/herself. 2.There are alot of trolls in imdb.com and youtube.com

114. (troll) (17↑, 19↓)
Person who accesses internet forums with the expressed purposes of stirring up trouble or deliberately post contraversial material adverse to the general feeling of the majority of posters, or more often to be just plain fucking annoying and offensive. This is usually a result of an insane egotistical complexity that they cannot resolve in normal life, just plain old fashion attention seeking.

See Craig David on the Chavscum forum, and various other obvious and deliberate trolls.

115. (troll) (22↑, 24↓)
n: a resident of the lower pennisula of Michigan; one who lives under the Mackinaw Bridge, which connects the two pennisulas. Antonym of: "Yooper," which is a resident of the upper pennisula- or "U.P"- of Michigan.

"Are you a Yooper?" "No, I was born in a Detroit: I'm a troll."

Author: brindlescruff http://troll.urbanup.com/1025805
116. (troll) (15↑, 17↓)
An old gay guy who like to go after young guys only and doesn't seem to get that the young guys want nothing to do with him, let alone be in the same state as him.

Joseph tried to pick up a 17-year old and two 21-year olds recently at a gay club. Each one screamed back at him, "FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING TROLL\!\!"

117. (troll) (4↑, 7↓)
the beenerkeke kid on youtube. a baby (midget) with autism who went through puberty but stopped halfway through, he is the pedo-bear's inbred offspring.

beenerkeke kid on youtube is a troll

118. (Troll) (0↑, 3↓)
A bitchy and immature girl. In some cases often assumed as a lesbian because they have little to no guy friends, But the truth is they masturbate to pictures of Justin Beiber.

Person 1: Hannah is very cute should i ask her out? Person 2: Hell no I hate her shes such a fucking troll. Person 1: How so? Person 2: She pretends like every guy in the world has AIDS, she hugs and kisses her girlfriends so fucking much\! I wonder if shes a lesbian? Person 1:Nah I heard her talking about Justin Beiber with her friends saying how hot he is.

119. (troll) (1↑, 4↓)
a very ugly fat girl who u only hook up with when your drunk or really really high. also u talk to a troll for her hot ass friends. trolls always have food.

dude why the fuck did you hook me up with the troll?\!\!\! Dude, you could get her hot ass friends and I know your black ass wants that food stuffed in her troll tang\!

Author: sup homie\!\! http://troll.urbanup.com/5030175
120. (Troll) (0↑, 3↓)
This thing that resides Brandon High School- ugly as shit. BD\!\!

OMG, there be a troll in my lunch\!\!

Author: the_one99999999999 http://troll.urbanup.com/4904391
121. (troll) (1↑, 4↓)
A person usually female and ginger, who is having a bad hair day

kate looks a right troll today has she come to work on a motorbike?

Author: pishuptoursRus http://troll.urbanup.com/4303912
122. (Troll) (7↑, 10↓)
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or forum thread with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument or to deliberately piss someone off. irl trolls also exist.

Ben: "I don't understand this shit, fuck you I'm going to sleep -_-" "Stop trolling Ben\!"

123. (troll) (7↑, 10↓)
A slang term used to described a Law Enforcement Officer such as a Police Officer or Sheriff's Deputy, etc. Derived in The South from the word "patrol".

Don't look, but there's a troll behind you\!

124. (troll) (15↑, 18↓)
Someone who posts on forums or message boards intending to provoke people and/or annoy them.

Zephyr has been trolling the boards all day

125. (Troll) (1↑, 5↓)
‎(v.) [To] [propose] [a] [logic]ally [invalid] [counter] [argument] [for] [one]'[s] [own] [enter]tainment [while] [subsequent]ly arou[sing] [ignorance] [in] [others].

Best Trolls : Apple Inc. Catholic Church Oprah Winfrey The Human Centipede The little plastic ones with colorful hair and whatnot /b/ (obligatory) Your mom

126. (troll) (1↑, 5↓)
A troll is a person who deliberatly attacks someone with insults, photographs, videos of some sort in front of anybody. They then will gather a crowd and then destroy the other user. "Fanboy" is a popular term used to call someone a poser. Def 2 Relative to the Japanese Oni, a troll is a multiple eyed beast that can length up to a height of 300 feet. It is said to be one of the most popular tales of all time. Originated by Hagiza Kartimangi in 1810.

Person 1: I like to wear my Michael Jackson glasses after school to show I'm a fan\! Troll: You do it because you're a fanboy who needs to go get a life. Panicked Person: What is that huge-3 eyed beast?\! Cop: That is a troll\!

Author: UrbanLover417 http://troll.urbanup.com/5275294
127. (Troll) (2↑, 6↓)
One who stays in their room or basement in the dark all day playing video games or staying on the computer

Person 1: "Hey where is your sister doin?" Person 2: "She trollin"

128. (troll) (16↑, 20↓)
noun. A decidedly hideous individual.

She is such a troll\!

129. (troll) (14↑, 18↓)
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to the comments section of a weblog. Trolls often make outrageous statements not related to the subject being discussed, use fake names (and alternate between their handles in order to cause further confusion). They also known to slander Kyle's mom.

"Dick", "Tech-9" and "Real Ultimate Fascism" were some of the greatest trolls of all time.

Author: ice grilled cheese http://troll.urbanup.com/976716
130. (troll) (2↑, 7↓)
The lowest form of human trash/garbage in public forums throughout the internet.They live and thrive by posting topics and replies that has nothing to do with the subject,mostly to disrupt and cause chaos. They usually use several accounts to avoid being banned and if they are skilled they are able to hack the forum themselves.Make no mistake though these lower forms of life usually living in their parents basements at age 30 are no more intelligent just because of their talent for hacking and arguing with them does absolutely nothing as they understand little to nothing about common society.

friend:"Damn..this stupid troll won't get the fuck out of my forum\!" me:just keep banning him and tell your members to ignore him,trolls don't understand human speech.

131. (troll) (6↑, 11↓)
1: Somebody who, whether out of boredom, obnoxious tendencies or simply having no life to speak of, causes trouble on a website (eg: by starting arguments deliberately). I know of a website which had to be shut down after some jerk-off started deliberately causing a fuss and turning the various members against each other. 2: A mythological creature often used in fairy-tales such as 'The Three Billy-Goats Gruff'. Generally depicted as humanoid but ugly and sometimes with animal-like fangs, claws or horns.

There's a troll in an old computer game I found who is scared of teddy-bear heads with arms and legs. The great woos.

132. (troll) (15↑, 20↓)
Someone who spams and deliberately tries to annoy other people on a site (usually a message board). They don't hang around for long because people report them immediately. The act of reporting a troll is called 'troll squishing'.

troll: u r all idiots fucking losers\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! person:REPORTED\! troll:why should i care you fucking gay loser *troll is deleted* person: ah that's better

Author: SkrewyRebirth http://troll.urbanup.com/1667916
133. (troll) (10↑, 15↓)
A person who is more or less 'fail' most or all of the time. This level of failness can likely be attributed to lack of social skills. Lesser qualities include the occasional consumption of billy goat gruffs, as well as consuming large amounts of alchohol which only increases the amount of failness which the troll distributes. One can only be as much of a troll that is warranted by the amount of failness.

Justin, you can't just ask that female if you may "grab her boobs". And quit drinking all of my beer you fucking troll.

134. (troll) (11↑, 16↓)
In Scandinavian Folklore, a tall creature with many variations that can include tusks, scales, horns, etc. Solitary and unfriendly. Trolls cannot be killed unless burned in fire.

The troll ate my sheep\!

135. (troll) (14↑, 19↓)
a member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harrasses others. Someone with nothing to add to the party but rather contributes to the downfall consistantly. A person who continually threadjacks or changes the subject of a conversation, as well as thinks every member of the forum is tlaking about htem adn only them.

jymbone; goes by other personas as well.

136. (troll) (0↑, 6↓)
Skanky Asian chicks that take advantage of guys with no self esteem but have enough money to pay for their expenses while banging someone else. Trolls will often have a drug and/or alcohol problem and look for victims that have a stocked bar or will supply them with drugs. They tell their victims they love them to get them to do what they want.

That chick has three guys on the hook paying her rent, phone and food but she's doing a guy she met at a bar. What a troll.

137. (troll) (1↑, 7↓)
a fucking cunt of a girl, who is scared of being homosexual and therefor comes out as a homophobe. she looks like a troll and is a total dick head.

that girl is so fucking ugly, she must be a troll\!

138. (Troll) (8↑, 14↓)
The VERY lowest form of life. What do they do? They will insult or deride a person or idea to spark up an argument on a message board or Youtube video whose content they dont like. Why do they act in such a way? Simple, theyre small, they have no self confidence because they feel inadequate to those around them. Instead of confronting those who bother them, they take out their frustration on Youtube or myspace or IM Chatrooms. What they need to do is GROW SOME DAMN TESTES\! Another idea is that they just like to start shit, the lower kind of troll, now we all have moments of inadequacy, but the type 2 troll has no reason to act like that, so they jsut plain deserve to die. What can we so about it? Nothing unfortunately, some people seem to think that "flaming" them is the best thing to do, but it isnt, they CRAVE attention, although if youre lucky youll flame the one who has low self esteem and he'll end it right then and there (joke, i do not condone suicide, there are other ways). they unfortunately always will be, so just live with it.

Forum Title: metal Tom : I love metal Bobby : i saw *insert band here* live, they were awesome\! Trolly: Metal is gay, listen to rap\!

Author: Warlock_Master http://troll.urbanup.com/3971025
139. (Troll) (7↑, 13↓)
Someone, on the Internet, who does things that I don't like. (This has become the operative definition for the 21st century.)

The differing definitions, posted here, of the word Troll.

140. (troll) (5↑, 11↓)
the punishment for someone who fails to make a shot during a doubles game of beer pong. they are then forced to sit under the table for the following game and retrieve balls for the teams who have some sort of skill.

Jack should've been the troll because mike made all 10 cups in the beer pong game. but jack is a bitch and doesn't play by the rules.

141. (Troll) (7↑, 13↓)
A troll is someone, usually a monster like bum who lives in drains,under bridges,in your local park etc. likes to prey on unwary young couples usually at night.

Guy1: Dude that guy like totally,virtually lives in the park. Guy2: Must be like a troll or something.

142. (troll) (7↑, 13↓)
A person who favors a certain team or group, and then goes onto another team's message boards using a fake username and screws around on it.

(On Penguins Message Boards) 'Capssuck': " Alex Ovechkin is a much better player than Crosby" 'Malkin21': Get out of here you little troll, everyone knows you have a f***ing fake username."

143. (Troll) (7↑, 13↓)
A Troll is a person who post off topic remarks to get a rise from forum members. Facebook run an application called The Blood Games, within these are the forums. One of the biggest trolls of these forums is PumpkinEater. There are a number of trolls within this forum who have jumped onto the band wagon, thereby making the forum pointless to use.

User : Where can find the maps to the maze. Troll Pumpkin : Why dont you try using your brain and work it out for yourself\! You seem to have the IQ of a 6 year old, i would stick to Early Learning Centre toys if i was you... Hope that help ;)

144. (troll) (3↑, 9↓)
Someone who gets people ranting on internet forums. Can reveal the best and worst arguements humans have to offer.

Good troll (starts an interesting debate.): tehwookielost. Bad troll (starts a flame war): T2 in his I am an MLG pownzorz topic.

Author: sentio ita scio http://troll.urbanup.com/3366879
145. (troll) (5↑, 11↓)
A person, usually having social deficiencies off-line, who enjoys messing with with people online just to piss them off and masturbate to the lulz. Trolls would never pull their antics off-line because they would be murdered. Also called a "Lolfag"

Troll- "I did it.. for.. the.. LULZ\!\!" *grabs tissues*

146. (troll) (18↑, 24↓)
Assholes on forums and message boards who are blatantly trying to fuck with people. EXAMPLES: blatant post-whoring blatant spamming blatantly trying to goad people blatantly shitting all over people's beliefs over and over and over again and again and again,etc . If you can't tell the difference between somebody's honest heartfelt opinions and beliefs and some fucking blatant troll then you have no business being a mod.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOD YOU\!

A troll is someone who should be beaten severely.

Author: mods are inept assholes who should http://troll.urbanup.com/1461438
147. (troll) (7↑, 13↓)
Noun, writing, plot devices- Any plot device which brings together a group through mutual danger, esp. when the one in most danger is the least sympathetic of the group.

He couldn't get us to use teamwork, so instead he used a troll.

Author: Cole Canassis http://troll.urbanup.com/1396064
148. (troll) (1↑, 8↓)
Charlie Sheen

Boy, that John Cryer is a Troll. Chaim Levine is a troll\!

149. (Troll) (0↑, 7↓)
X360 Leon

X360 Leon is a troll because he creates many threads a day on the Call Of Duty World At War forum. In one day he created three threads.

150. (Troll) (3↑, 10↓)
A Humanoid native to the Gula-Gula Mountains north of the southern caucases. Resides within hidden caves , Thredds, embedded in the mountains. This tusked, Green skinned creature functions well in a society of its own kind. Their diet consists of flames that are produced by other humans tresspassing into their areas.

You want to be careful of Troll and not feed it by trespassing into their Thredds.

Author: Julius D Malii http://troll.urbanup.com/3559082
151. (Troll) (3↑, 10↓)
An [Internet] Troll: A film critic without an education and a burning empty hole inside that can never be filled or satisfied; that spews forth endless hate against all things and for all reasons, and usually with extremely bad grammar; a mindless, empty thing that can only react and never create who will go on and on forever, sucking up joy without ever tasting it like a black hole sucking in light, until the end of all time and space and things unless their computers blow up first, of course.

Troll speak: "Yayayay\! You guys suk, Wurst movie evva duDe\! You guyz r soooo lahme dudE\!"

152. (troll) (15↑, 22↓)
Troll: Medical term; The patient population that frequents emergency rooms and I.C.U. units. They are easy to spot--all are non-compliant and wait days after becomming ill to seak medical attention. The first thing they have to do after admission is eat and take a shit.

There are three Trolls in the emergency room,the E.M.S. brought them all and thay have no transportation to leave.They all need to eat and take a shit so I guess they will be admitted to I.C.U.

153. (troll) (10↑, 17↓)
(v.) (1) To deliberately post derogatory or inflammatory comments to a community forum, chat room, newsgroup and/or a blog in order to bait other users into responding. (2) To surf the Internet. (3) To hang around a chat room reading the posts instead of contributing to the chat. (n.) One who performs any of the above actions.

A lot of people seem to be fooled by the hype into thinking that The Last Samurai is somehow profund because it is boring. Wrong, it is boring because the writing is terrible and paper thin and the direction tries to gloss over the fact that there's little story by using slow motion and "touching" music to make believe you're watching a "message" movie. The only message, is "stay away". You'll want your time and money back at the end of this empty (and incidentally horribly photographed) film.

154. (troll) (12↑, 19↓)
(Scandinavian folklore) a supernatural creature (either a dwarf or a giant) that is supposed to live in caves or in the mountains

It is said that a troll will turn to stone if caught by sunlight/daylight.

155. (Troll) (5↑, 13↓)
Someone who posts stupid threads saying outrageous things that aren't true in order to get a laugh. Generally requires very little brain function.

This one time, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when her dog came in the room, so we had a threesome. Then her mom came home and wanted in on the action. That bitch pissed in my mouth until I came. What's a troll? I'm a person.

156. (troll) (7↑, 15↓)
a person or monster with a very short neck. Usually a fat, evil, disruptive fellow; Usually of bad nature.

look at kyle, hes always hiding under the table scaring people, what a troll.

157. (troll) (8↑, 16↓)
a label used by hypocrites

every good fascist knows how to pull the troll card

158. (troll) (6↑, 14↓)
One who purports to know quantum physics but doesn't seem to realize that he is conversing with people most of whom have actually \<em\>taken\</em\> quantum physics and can \<em\>spell\</em\> "Pauli Exclusion Principle".

Jeff: All things are not equal nor could they be, ever\! The Polly Exclusion Principle explicitly forbids any item from maintaining two equal states at the same time or two items maintaining one state at the same time. (Quantum Physics) Kurt: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll\!

159. (Troll) (2↑, 10↓)
Verb - Trolling, Trolled, Trolls, Troll To lurk or loiter in an area or medium in a creepy, annoying, or hidden way.

Will you stop trolling the internet and come outside for once? I can't go to the library because Jimmy trolls there all the time. I just trolled outside the entrance till someone let me in.

Author: 90874235409872345 http://troll.urbanup.com/2792647
160. (troll) (2↑, 10↓)
an ugly or unattractive chick

Your girlfriend is a troll; you can do better than that.

161. (Troll) (4↑, 13↓)
A person who goes on UrbanDictionary.com, to define words, in an attempt to vent about America's economic problems, thus proving that he or she is too poor to be on the internet he or she is using.

That guy is such a troll. He spends his time complaining about the economy on the internet to people who don't give a damn.

162. (troll) (1↑, 10↓)
FTD\! law enforcement mother fuckers that lurk. they dont care what your situation is, and they will roll up on you at any time. Even if your in the park chilling doing absolutely nothing wrong. aka. police.

Billy: light that up yo. Chris: Nah dude, troll is right there.

163. (troll) (3↑, 12↓)
a girl who is hot but in a weird gross way.

dude who was that girl you were with last night? some chick i met at a party. she was kinda trollish... yeah she was but was a freak in bed

164. (troll) (2↑, 11↓)
person that lacks clenliness;usually shops at hot topic, wears the corny chains, arm warmers, big ugly stripes;usually in the santa cruz region. likes to dye hair black and lets roots over grow. they usually like really mainstream "emo"/"power pop"/"bad metal" music[my chemical romance, system of a Down, panic at the disco], think that they are being rebbels by wearing pre-patched jackets from hot topic

The trolls went to the mall to buy their pre-patched my chemical romance jackets at hot topic.

Author: haley ispretty http://troll.urbanup.com/2274147
165. (Troll) (6↑, 15↓)
A person who constantly is annoying for personal pleasure. These people do not bathe, change clothing, or brush their teeth. They are highly unwanted among friend groups and are looked down upon.

Scott you are being a fucking troll go away\!

166. (Troll) (9↑, 18↓)
A poker player that continually plays inferior hands in Online Texas Holdem poker due to their lack of knowledge of the game.

I went all in on the flop after my pocket Aces hit another on the flop. I lost the hand on the river to a troll who hit flush with his 8 3 offsuit.

167. (Troll) (7↑, 16↓)
A person who lurks on message boards for the opportunity to advocate his/her agenda. Usually done in a subtle, non-obvious manner so that the advocacy will appear more objective.

You are always overstating the placement statistics of GW Law School. The truth is that most GW Law students are unemployed and hungry. You are nothing more than a GW Troll.

168. (troll) (10↑, 19↓)
A joke disguised as an outrageously stupid statement or question, intended to trap people into believing it is serious.

Hey, how's my computer able to speak in foreign languages?

169. (troll) (8↑, 17↓)
someone who definately has too much time on their hands, and turns their boredom out on vulnerable message boards and/or forums.

Hey check this out, I'm discussing with some troll online. You think i should recommend him a good shrink? Send a "get-well-soon" card?

170. (troll) (5↑, 14↓)
One who makes out under or near bridges, preferably with a random person; see Becky Doyle

Look at those two necking in that park\! They are such trolls

171. (troll) (13↑, 22↓)
A person who has the nerve to go into a chatroom or messageboard and post subliminally provocative and inflammatory posts in order to bolster his or her fledgling egoisms.

Get out of here you pathetic troll\! Faggot\!

172. (Troll) (8↑, 17↓)
1-People who spend all their time on the internet insulting others. 2-Freakish monster usually found in forests, caves, or sometimes under bridges.

1-(insert internet posters name here) is such a troll. 2-When walking through the forest I was attacked by a troll.

173. (troll) (15↑, 24↓)
to trip on acid and ectasy simulataneously

Back in the 90's we used to troll at the raves.

174. (Troll) (1↑, 11↓)
a male human who can chug and eat anything that is given to him

Son)iwant a \#9,\#7,\#1,2\#5's.... Mother)son don't be such fuckin' troll

175. (Troll) (4↑, 14↓)
Any type of enforcement ex: police man, security gaurd, meter maids, ticket checkers. This is because they both CONtrol and PAtrol their surroundings. Troll can also be a verb.

1) Main street is crawling with trolls this time of night. 2) You better buy a train ticket, they have been trolling lately. 3) I got trolled twice last week.

Author: Hydrochloricacid http://troll.urbanup.com/2016251
176. (troll) (8↑, 18↓)
A message-board['r] who tries best at provoking another user or users of the shared message-board terminal into flaming him\\her\{the troll\} or a third user, frequently so as to cause the potential flamer to get [marked]. Common occurence on certain [GameFAQs]([GF]) [boards].

user1: \<sarcasm\> Oh, how ever could I have been [SO] incompitent in regarding this field of knowledge to which you reign the supremest of all?? \</sarcasm\> user2: [Stfu] you little [troll] [..] Return whence the bridge in-which you reside\!\!\! *Less than two hours later, both messages are deleted by a message-board moderator, and both users receive a violation [notice], accomponied by a slight deduction of Karma per each(both the [troll] and the [flamer]).*

Author: Victor Van Styn http://troll.urbanup.com/1383713
177. (TROLL) (5↑, 15↓)
A troll is not difficult to spot in a large crowd. Its most distinct features include an overly large neck, crooked eyes, a terrible memory, and a rather small penis. Trolls generally enjoy dragging around giant [club]-like objects, such as backpacks and five feet tall women.

Morgan: Oh, I love you, Chase\! Chase: Urrrrrrrrrrrrughghggggg *drags Morgan around* Morgan: Yay\!

178. (troll) (6↑, 16↓)
vertically-challenged person with accentuated body features

There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. &g\! t; "Aha\!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again. "Aha\!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

179. (troll) (17↑, 27↓)
An amazingly ugly person, usually a woman.

Have you seen Matt's new girlfriend? She's a fucking troll\!

180. (troll) (2↑, 13↓)
Another word for Bum or Homeless used in Ocean Beach, San Diego, California.

omg, look at that troll, i think hes drunk.

181. (troll) (6↑, 17↓)
To trip and roll at the same time

Man last weekend I was trolling so hard of that acid and those beans.

182. (troll) (8↑, 19↓)
1-an ugly and annoying person. 2-someone who says things that are intentionally annoying.

She's jus' a fuckin' troll.

183. (troll) (0↑, 12↓)
skincarver

HEALS CANT CRIT (trolling)

Author: hordefacetion http://troll.urbanup.com/3362825
184. (Troll) (4↑, 16↓)
A man of they law, mainly police officers.

I was just driving home from this party and troll pulled me over saying I was Driving a stolen car.

185. (Troll) (3↑, 15↓)
A [cop] , [police] , [5-0] what ever you want to call them.

Dog troll came and we had to bounce the fuck out from there.

Author: 305todafullest http://troll.urbanup.com/2583211
186. (troll) (2↑, 14↓)
the police or any other higher authority

look that cracka dun called tha` troll`s on us.

187. (troll) (3↑, 15↓)
Anyone who is not a member of a fancy dancy gentleman's club.

When I went up to the door and tried to deliver the pizza they told me I couldn't come in becasue it appeared that I was a troll. Get that troll out of here. They don't allow a troll to edit the Wikipedia.

Author: Harvey Bovonawitz http://troll.urbanup.com/1830524
188. (troll) (3↑, 15↓)
severely unattractive male with limited speech capabilities.

carey turned around and i vomited on his cords - fuckin troll

189. (troll) (2↑, 14↓)
The act of using escstacy and LSD together, often resulting in out of body like experiences, or prolonged states of orgasmic like feelings, very much appreciated by the experianced user, a bit much for the rookie roller. Pulling a shrimping or fisning net with a boat. pulling a fishing lure with a boat.

Man,,I trolled my ass off last night. Damn I'm trollin. Leave jack alone\! He's trollin. W.T.F. Lets troll for shrimp. Im bord, lets just troll.

190. (troll) (6↑, 18↓)
A stocky in figure of a person with long thick dirty hair that crawles under the bridges. Often dresses like a wanna be biker. Definatly not someone to be trusted

The troll came over right after you left for work and tried to hit on me again. This is a typical trait for a Troll. We'll just call him D

191. (Troll) (6↑, 18↓)
In Michigan it refers to people that live in the Lower Peninsula of the state, under the bridge.

Hey Troll, get out of are upper peninsula\!

192. (troll) (3↑, 16↓)
A sysop (system operator) who sets up a free lady's underwear sample page on his server to troll or phish for lady's phone numbers and addresses.

Better watch out for that troll tryin to get in your panties.

193. (troll) (6↑, 19↓)
A female who is small, has ginger hair, and very fat calfs.

small is classed as 5ft or smaller.the rest is easy to judge, therefore troll

194. (troll) (7↑, 20↓)
Slang for Patrol Officer.

Yo, becareful cause I seen like 5 trolls runnin through da block today...

195. (troll) (3↑, 16↓)
An ugly ass chick that scares the HELL out of anybody that is unfortunate enough to witness her presence

Hey, look at the fuckin troll. She must've crawled out from under a bridge.

Author: Chode Dropper http://troll.urbanup.com/1370080
196. (troll) (3↑, 16↓)
someone from the lower peninsula of michigan and likes to complain about the excess of snow they think they got

"we got an inch of snow and they closed school"

197. (troll) (1↑, 15↓)
1.a woman at St.Joes University who resembles Fiona From Shrek. 2. Creates annoying noises in her head, such as lacrosse balls bouncing, and proceeds to follow up on it for 2 and a half hours relentlessly keeping all male occupants above her awake.

Ew. That girl looks like a troll.

Author: drewzachdevin http://troll.urbanup.com/3550542
198. (Troll) (2↑, 16↓)
adj. and noun: An outrageous insult directed towards someone who is grotesquely ugly. In more specific circumstances, this has been known to have been shouted towards someone who is in a wheelchair (either for permanent disablilty reasons or even just temporary injury). Generally can be used as a derogative word\!

1)Oi\! Look at that girl, she's got troll\! 2)"Who? you mean that spazzy Trolly thing, sitting over there

199. (troll) (1↑, 15↓)
a mystical creature which exhibits chode-like characteristics, well-known for their thunderous thighs as well as voice

The troll was so thick it rolled off Matt's bed.

Author: Amby da Wamby http://troll.urbanup.com/429047
200. (troll) (2↑, 16↓)
(1) Homeless person who lives, e.g., under a bridge; (2) To go to a bar or other similar venue, looking for sexual companionship.

(1) That troll wants us to give him money because his sign says he loves Jesus; (2) Let's go down to Cheers and troll for some poon-tang.

201. (troll) (17↑, 32↓)
A loser completely void of attention in the real world that he/she needs to be as obscene as possible on the internet to fill their desire for attention.

oh, no. not another troll making racist and homophobic posts. he probably will never get laid.

202. (troll) (3↑, 19↓)
one who causes major trouble on discussion boards, chat rooms, and other online things. Trolls are usually the ones that are anonymous on many sites so they aren't seen, and then they are able to cause major disruptions to sites.

Post one: where can i find a download for this file. Post two: WTF, just use the freakin search feature, and you'll find it.

203. (troll) (7↑, 23↓)
an individual that frequents message boards and makes up stories or belittles others posting on the board.

hey everybody, let's go troll the Scientology message board\!

Author: Alfred E Fucktard http://troll.urbanup.com/2559
204. (Troll) (1↑, 18↓)
An unkempt homeless person. Can be seen frequently walking up to cars holding cardboard signs advertising their sob stories. The bane of an EMT's existence, when a troll wants free room and board they call 911 to secure an ambulance transport to a hospital.

Did you run any good calls last night? No, just picked up a bunch of trolls. One guy was using his sleeve as toilet paper.

205. (Troll) (4↑, 21↓)
A portly caucasian female who gives good head but has no other redeeming qualities. Is usually unattractive.

That troll could suck the chrome off a low riding bicycle with spinning rims in a chollo neighborhood (*see chollo). She's nasty but she's a troll.

Author: John M. Winters http://troll.urbanup.com/1564906
206. (troll) (3↑, 20↓)
see also: [nagging wife], [bitch with an attitude], [club girl], [catty]. most trolls have many characteristics in common with these examples when it comes to style and approach to communication.

trolls talk empty trash. Just like those hoes standing over there.

207. (troll) (3↑, 20↓)
and ugly hideous beast that you would love to hug and cuddle

lord of the rings you know the one that is in the mines of moria

208. (troll) (1↑, 18↓)
Verb. To TRip and ROLL at the same time. Taking acid and ecstacy together.

I was trolling so hard after eating those beans and taking those tabs\!

209. (troll) (3↑, 22↓)
Someone who says something just to recieve a desired reaction.

"I'm so ugly" "Aww.. no ur not\!"

210. (Troll) (2↑, 21↓)
A troll is someone who is considered undesirable either due to physical attributes or character flaws. A trollular non-troll is a hottie so long as she's too drunk to be a bitch. A non-trollular troll is a total dog with a great personality.

Man, what a little troll\! If she wasn't so much of an ultra wing candidate I'd pawn her off on some other idiot.

Author: Stuben Hackfittle Von Burntsteiner http://troll.urbanup.com/888737
211. (troll) (5↑, 24↓)
people who use their spare time to piss people off at forums. It may seem they have no life but its usually the other way around. trolls are the BEST thing that happen to forums\!\!\!\! below is an example of a troll at work....

"okay well my grandpa likes to fuck little boys in the ass, he fyuked my cousin in the ass and used cisco oil to make his dick all ooey gooey and slippery but it didn't work so he told my cousin to stick his hand up his ass. so he did and he pulled his guts out of his ass and now when hes jogging around people think that his balls look funny\! LOL\!\!\!"

212. (troll) (5↑, 27↓)
Troll - A Really Ugly Person Mainly Girls Who Are Overweight, spotty and gererally horrible to look at. Generally Tend to try and ignore theese comments

Person 1 " ERRR YOU'RE A TROLL" (Refering to the persons uglyness) Troll Person " Oh Thanks...."

213. (troll) (4↑, 26↓)
A girl that is particularly nasty. Usually found pulling up her thong so others can see it. A troll looks and acts very man-like.

Look at that girl\! She's a slut. A man look-a-liker. A TROLL\!\!

214. (troll) (3↑, 26↓)
A nice, albeit mischievious creature, often depicted as being tall and lanky with mottled skin, long hair, and a hooked nose. On the other hands, trolls have been known to be huge and vicious carnivores, eating up to thirty humans in a single meal.

Grendel is such a bad-ass troll.

215. (Troll) (7↑, 31↓)
Sit on Worldofwarcraft.com all day and make threads on the forum.

You sit on Worldofwarcraft.com while playing WoW making useless posts. When nobody in WoW knows who you are and your level 60.

216. (troll) (16↑, 45↓)
The insult of choice for the unemployed, internet-obsessed nerd. Generally, if you have a social life, being called something from Lord of the Rings will not have any affect on you whatsoever. The word is especially relevant in message boards for power metal bands or video games, this being where you will find the lowest, most pathetic life forms to exist on the planet, and who solely depend on their computers and the internet to have any sort of life.

Attack the troll with your mighty broadsword\!

Author: The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave http://troll.urbanup.com/1446230
217. (troll) (10↑, 44↓)
A stupid male (esp. surfer) with disheveled, matted hair or dreads whom one would find living in a garage as high class accommodations. Undependable except for when low tide occurs. Responsible only for consuming all of your alchohol, drugs and food between swells. Also protect your pets from potential sexual abuse.

Is there any hope for your _______ to not be a troll?

218. (Troll) (8↑, 49↓)
An idiot on dead journal who goes in to random questions and starts a flame war.

Omgz,omgz,a troll,run for your lifes,k,plzthxstfu.

219. (Troll) (14↑, 68↓)
1.Someone who lives under bridges 2.A retarded mouth breather with unibrow who talks like a fag

Holy shit that Zach kid is a damn swamp ass troll\!

220. (Troll) (75↑, 156↓)
A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons. A real troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread. Trolls are people who flame the posters themselves, they flame because of rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect. Trolls MUST NOT be confused with Flamers, who attack threads based on thier content or lack thereof.

inuyasha8497493745: "I like to watch InuYasha because it's a great show." Troll: "You suck newbie\! Why don't you just shut your damned mouth\!?\!" Flamer: "InuYasha sucks... the anime is pooly drawn..... ect."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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